How f***ing easy is it to make a vaccuumpump?

After reading articles about making your own vacuum pump, for laminating not enlarge the penis...
"Just get a compressor from an old fridge!" Yeah right... Every instance having old fridges are sending them to recykling! I need a new approach. "The ninja approach". More about it later.
Maybe I just take the one out of my own fridge.

BTW...names for the skis: "The Fridge", "Freezer" and "IceCube"!

I may stick with the press...atleast I've got a fire hose!!

Equipment so far:

One fire hose.
One router
One plywoodboard for making templates.